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By Jenny McCarthy

Oh, the thrill of being pregnant! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the consistent fear. after all, no girl is spared the discomforts and humiliations of being pregnant, yet such a lot are too well mannered to whinge or too embarrassed to discuss them. now not Jenny McCarthy! within the New York Times best-selling Belly Laughs, actress and new mom Jenny McCarthy finds the bare fact in regards to the large joys, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that associate with being pregnant. by no means shy, usually crude, and continually laugh-out-loud humorous, McCarthy covers all of it within the grittiest of female friend element. From morning disorder and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, pregnant intercourse, and the torture and candy aid that's supply, Belly Laughs is must-read comedian reduction for someone who's pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is making an attempt to get pregnant, or, certainly, has ever been born!

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58 Cher Avigdor, Merci de votre lettre si amicale. Vous etes tres gentil. Ie n 'ai pas a me plaindre et j'ai tort de Ie taire, surtout devant vous. Londres m'a esquinte. Ce n'est pas une excuse. Et que pourrions nous sans nos miseres? Travailler? Pas encore, apres Dublin j'espere. Essayer encore unefois de dire ce que c'est que d'avoir ete lao II fait beau brume et soleil. On jinirait par se calmer un peu. Suzanne a raison, il vaut mieux s'arranger avec cequ'ona. Aucune nouvelle de Londres. Le smog a dO.

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